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1376.6km jarak antara taldykorgan dgn astana. Dlm masa 6 jam, 4 kali bergayut di talian.

Colleague:
Imma 'na find Me a muslim wife. I want this.

Aku:
This-- what?

Colleague:
Loyalty. Abiding wife. I wish i have a girlfriend who listens to me attentively. Like you. My girl-- all she knows is sucking me dry. Spends my money. All hard headed. *tengok aku* I think i want a muslim girl as my wife. I see islam makes sure wives obey.

Aku:
*tengok dia balik*
So. Rephrase. You need islam or obedience?

Colleague:
Obedience, i guess. Religion will come later. You know. Like what you're doing.

Aku:
Religion second, loyalty first?

Colleague:
Yes.

Aku:
Get a dog.